do you ever want to sleep for 14 years without waking up
Make sure you marry someone who laughs at the same things you do.
if I had to contact like….my 6th grade self, it would go somewhat like this.
So, real talk for a second guys
If you ever accidentally call 911, DON’T HANG UP. Stay on the line and tell the calltaker that you accidentally dialed. When you hang up, we either have to call you back or send out police which takes up valuable resources and wastes money. A simple “It was an accident” is all we need and everyone goes about their life much better
I never stopped loving you. Not even for a second. Even when I hated you.
THE AMOUNT OF THINGS I HAVE TO DO AND I’M SITTING HERE REFRESHING MY FUCKING DASHBOARD OVER AND OVER AGAIN I HATE THIS FUCKING WEBSITE